Preparing to throw (and miss)

So, axe throwing is a thing . . . really . . . for fun (which it is!)  And it’s also the latest attraction at New Roc, with the opening of Bananas’ Axe Cabana.  At the ribbon-cutting, for which we used scissors and not any other implement, my own personal axe throwing skills proved very poor.  Lots of misses.  Conversely, and perhaps not surprisingly, our Fire Commissioner Andy Sandor was a dab hand, hitting the bullseye over and over.  If things fall apart, and we find ourselves in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian war of all-against-all, I’m staying close to Andy.